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Disenchanting news, everyone.
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Our delivery boy Fry can no longer compete
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with Momazon's "Same Second Delivery."
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Hello, face not recognized.
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What would you like to order?
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One chair, please.
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So, I'm being demoted?
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There's no down from where you are.
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But I think I've found a way to beat them at their own game.
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To the Explaining Dome!
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Eh, whaa?
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Where is everybody?
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Behold!
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Previous Day Delivery?
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Excellent guess, Hermes.
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You see, I've rebuilt my time machine!
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Amazing.
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Uh, question?
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Don't we die every time we use this thing?
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Previously, yes,
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because the controls were too complicated.
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But now they couldn't be simpler.
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Oh boy! Is that the new Xbox?
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I'm telling you, it's idiot-proof!
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We'll see about that.
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Evans!
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I need that package delivered yesterday!
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Yes, sir, I'm on it!
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Y'ello, Planet Express.
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Senior Vice President Bender speaking.
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Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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You want it delivered yesterday?!
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Can do!
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But you gotta pay the day before.
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We did.
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Huh.
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And here's the package.
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We must have picked it up from the warehouse tomorrow.
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Delivery boy at your service.
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Backward!
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Here's your package, sir.
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Don't forget to order it tomorrow.
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I'll try to remember.
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A lot goin' on today.
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We did it, chums!
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And without a single time paradox.
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Yet.
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Take us home, Time Pilot.
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Forward!
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Should I be worried about that blorp?
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That's no blorp... that's us!
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Oh dear.
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That is us...
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heading back from tomorrow to make this very delivery.
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Hold up, if that's us,
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why didn't we see us when we were them?
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-We were having a slap fight. -No, we weren't.
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Ow!
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Take evasive action!
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I can't! It's idiot-proof!
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Ow!
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I knew I could break it!
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So, where are we now?
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My word, this is incredible!
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Fry's furious knob-yanking
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has sent us sideways through time.
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Where ways?
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Let me explain using this unbranded, slinky-like toy.
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This pressure wave represents normal time travel.
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But suppose I introduce a secondary slink wave
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orthogonal to the first.
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Like so.
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Voila! Sideways time travel!
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Does that make sense?
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So much sense.
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Very, very much sense.
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Okay, get ready, they left three seconds from now.
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Three... two...
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Well, that was dumb.
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Oh my, yes.
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But it worked!
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Previous Day Delivery is a success!
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Well, a partial success.
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Ew! He's dead, and he's starting to smell.
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Oh wait, that's Zoidberg.
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What happened to him?
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I can't be entirely sure.
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But I can be pretty damn sure!
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It seems Fry has become trapped sideways in time.
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What? Is something wrong?
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No, no.
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No, no, no.
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And also, yes.
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You've become trapped sideways in time, Fry.
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I'm sure of that now.
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Oh no! Is that why I'm all floaty and pretzeled up?
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Seems like the most likely reason.
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Let me just put a clamp on you
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to keep you from wafting off with the breeze.
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Fry's my best friend.
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Would it be okay if I held the string?
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That's kind of you, Bender.
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Here.
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Poor Fry.
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Poor, poor Fry.
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-Whoo! Around the world! -Whoa!
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Rock the cradle!
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Upside the Zoidberg!
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Bender, gimme that!
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I'm helpless. What am I gonna do?
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Aw, come here.
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Feel any better?
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No, but maybe I will after I go to the bathroom.
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Nope.
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Cheer up, Fry.
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I made you some lukewarm gruel.
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Morning, Fry.
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Time to rise and mope.
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Aw, why did you wake me?
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The only time I feel happy and free now is when I'm asleep.
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I'm a twisted husk of the man I once was.
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Just push me out the window and let me float away.
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-Okay. -No!
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We could never do that!
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Oh, right, 'cause the window's painted shut.
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I'll talk to the super.
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Moving on to paragraph three, subsection 29...
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Oh, thank you, Hermes,
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you put him to sleep again.
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He looks so happy.
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I wonder what he's dreaming of.
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Whoa.
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Welcome to Dreamland!
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So, this is a dream?
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It is?
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Am I sleeping?
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No, you dum-dum!
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It must be my dream.
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Quiet, you fools!
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I'm attempting to marvel at this magical,
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spherical, horseless horse buggy.
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Can you, uh, marvel without denting it?
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I don't like the looks of this diabolical dimwit.
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Blo-Jo, sound the all-purpose alarm!
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Away with you, peasants!
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This dope's no dimwit, he's a hero!
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I am? I mean...
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I am?
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He's defeated everyone's least favorite enemy, Freckles.
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Huzzah!
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I'm gonna steal his little booties for me children, I am.
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My booties don't come off.
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I'm a wooden puppet, ya kooky broad!
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He's alive!
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Not this part.
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Sir, what is your name,
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that we might proclaim it far and wide as the savior of Dreamland?
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Philip J. Fry.
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Really? I don't like that.
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We'll just call you Fry.
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Fry! Fry! Fry! Fry! Fry! Fry!
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Wake up, Fry, feeding time.
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Aw, man,
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I was in a magical land of wizards and fairies and puppets.
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Honey, that was just a dream.
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No way! I mean, the puppet, maybe,
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but the rest was real.
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And in that world I'm a hero,
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not a helpless balloon who can only move around by farting.
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Please, just let me sleep.
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Again, announcing the mysterious sleepy stranger
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who saved our kingdom!
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Whoa, a queen and a cute widdle king.
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I'm honored.
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I'm Elfo.
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And this is my wife, Queen Mop Girl.
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-Miri. -Either one is fine.
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Except one of them.
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Anyway, Mr. Fry, we're all impressed
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by your amazing puppet-murdering contraption.
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It-It's called a time machine.
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You mean like... a clock?
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No, like an actual machine that takes you through time.
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Ah, a riding clock!
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Magnificent!
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It's true, wee folk.
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I am indeed a well-known science genius
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from many millennials hence.
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Behold my, um...
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flashlight keychain!
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The wave of death!
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You know stience?
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My best friend Bean was super into that.
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Yeah, you would've liked her. Hm.
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She was a hero, too.
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Did she die?
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No, she just swam away.
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Forever.
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But I don't care.
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Huh?
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All hey former Queen Tiabeanie!
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Hey, Bean!
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Hey.
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Whuh... But you... Huh?!
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Hey, Elfo.
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I heard Blo-Jo's alarm, so I figured it was something important
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and paddled right over.
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Huh.
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You forgot your boots when you left.
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Eh, I don't wear boots anymore. See?
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You can toss 'em.
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Maybe I already did.
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Ta-da!
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Luci! You're alive!
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Yeah, I heard Blo-Jo's blat-squawk.
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This better be good.
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I had to promise God a billion years of not whining
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to get a day pass from heaven.
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Yes, well, down to business.
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We are here to celebrate Dreamland's latest hero, Fry.
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And I also need a hug!
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Come here!
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I missed you so much, I missed you!
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This is a really touching reunion,
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and I don't even know who the hell any of you are.
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Okay, so this part of the kingdom is called "town,"
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'cause it's the part where the town is.
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Whoa, whoa, slow down.
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And there's the cathedral where I almost had to marry
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two different do of uses
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until I met two even littler do of uses who rescued me.
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That was the day our trio came together for the very first time.
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Nice to meet ya.
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They call me Luci.
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Hi, I'm Elfo.
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What are all your names?
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Together, we three defeated the forces of evil,
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AKA Bean's sexy mom.
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I can hear you down there!
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Not very well, though.
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Speak up if you could.
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Ugh, just leave Dagmar in her cage.
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She'll either wither away or go crazy under the sun.
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Sounds like an idiot-proof plan to me.
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Guys, this may just be the alcohol speaking...
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"scotch"
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but I missed you.
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Yeah, I also know what it's like to miss two people.
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Friends, let's drink to drinking with friends.
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Amen, brother.
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"Rum."
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So, Fry, wanna be the fourth member of our trio?
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That would be fantastic!
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But would it still be a trio?
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I think so.
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I mean, no one here has ever counted higher than eight anyway.
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This is my kinda historical era!
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Come on, I brought something from the future
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that's fun for the whole trio.
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It's relentless!
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It's a high-tech device called a "slinky."
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It goes down stairs, alone or in pairs,
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and it's also essential for time travel.
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Whoa, time travel?
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Time travel.
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Time travel?
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Well, we heroes certainly had an eventful day.
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Keep that thing away from me!
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You can sleep in my dinky old bedroom.
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I sleep with the queen in the royal suite.
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I.e., Mop Girl on a bale of hay.
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I prefer my wording.
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Here, you can borrow my nightshirt.
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Ah, so comfy.
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But if I fall asleep,
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I might wake up back in my miserable real life.
277
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I can't!
278
00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:10,554
Um, what's that bewitching melody?
279
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Well, hello, handsome stranger.
280
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Shall I sing some more, or are you sufficiently bewitched?
281
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:19,146
I'm good, thanks. So, what are you, a witch?
282
00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:20,564
Oh, please.
283
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:23,525
A scholar of your caliber knows witches don't exist.
284
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:24,985
No, I... do.
285
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:28,489
Those superstitious fools have caged me unjustly.
286
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:31,367
My only hope for rescue is a bold-hearted hero
287
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bearing some sort of futuristic technology.
288
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,329
I have technology!
289
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:39,003
It's known as... a paperclip.
290
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:43,629
Oh yeah, work it, sexy.
291
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:58,227
He's waking up!
292
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,353
I am?
293
00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:01,105
-Oh no. No! -Woop, woop, woop!
294
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:03,273
Fry, we're worried about you.
295
00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:07,486
You're drifting further and further into some imaginary dreamland.
296
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,154
It can't be imaginary.
297
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:10,656
I'm not that creative!
298
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:13,909
Pfft, I find Fry's nonsense preposterous!
299
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,328
However, science teaches us
300
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:19,873
that the most preposterous explanation is often correct.
301
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,333
Well, not often.
302
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:22,501
Almost never.
303
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:25,754
Still, can you describe this dreamland?
304
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,924
Well, it's kinda like Medieval Times Dinner Theater,
305
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,677
except I don't get food poisoning from the nachos.
306
00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:33,595
Hmm.
307
00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,645
Fry? Hello?
308
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:43,397
I'm trying to knight you.
309
00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:45,524
Wakey-wakey, Fry.
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Fry!
311
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,152
-Present! -Now, then.
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00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:50,904
For heroism, intellectual prowess,
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and mastery over the mighty Slinky,
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00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:54,908
I hereby...
315
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,285
Stop the knighting!
316
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,246
Dagmar has escaped.
317
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:02,875
She was last seen riding off with Fry's horseless clock wagon!
318
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,960
Oh no! My time machine.
319
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,044
It's gone!
320
00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:08,881
After her!
321
00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:15,262
There's no sign of her!
322
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:16,680
Except for that sign!
323
00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:23,729
This is no laughing matter, Laughing Horse.
324
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,939
How could my mom have escaped from that cage?
325
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:27,649
Uh... oops.
326
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,443
What's "oops"? I don't like oops.
327
00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:31,278
I thought I was freeing some other lady
328
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:32,738
from some other cage.
329
00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:35,407
But it's my fault, and I swear I'll make this...
330
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,618
right!
331
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,917
Oh.
332
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:47,336
An evil queen! The time machine!
333
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,795
Elfo's green!
334
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:54,343
Poor Fry, he's barely coming out of the dream at all now.
335
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:57,346
Well, if he can't come out, we'll have to go in.
336
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,184
Dream diapers on?
337
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,815
-Roger. -Then strap in.
338
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:11,360
Ow. Ow!
339
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,486
Nice boots.
340
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,071
Your face scuffed them.
341
00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:17,824
Get up. You're going to fix this infernal time contraption for me.
342
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:20,536
And if you try any funny business, I'll kill you.
343
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:21,666
Well, Gomer will.
344
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,999
Is this... a torture chamber?
345
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:28,710
Torture chamber, repair shop, your choice.
346
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,255
Hey, hey, quit it, Gomer!
347
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:34,633
I've broken enough time machines to know how to fix one.
348
00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:35,884
What's this tool?
349
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,344
-Finger puller. -Nope.
350
00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:39,054
-Ear tweaker. -Yow.
351
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,223
-Spleen puncher. -Yikes!
352
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,350
-Dong prong. -What what?
353
00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:44,977
Just pick one!
354
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:46,436
I need a Slinky.
355
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,146
What the hell is a Slinky?
356
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:51,858
Well, you know, a roundy, boingy thing that's coily.
357
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,860
Oh, like an intestine-yanker.
358
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,948
Okay, I can do this.
359
00:17:57,952 --> 00:18:01,368
Lefty loosey, tighty whitey, and...
360
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,212
That worked?
361
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,212
Where to? I mean when to?
362
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,880
To the day of Bean's wedding,
363
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:16,341
when that asinine trio first met.
364
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:20,053
The trio that kept me from ruling over this whole wretched kingdom.
365
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,346
Only this time,
366
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,432
they are not going to meet.
367
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:26,810
And then I will rule over this wretched kingdom.
368
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:29,900
The wretched part's the one constant in all of this.
369
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,366
Nice to meet ya. They call me Luci.
370
00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:46,371
Nice to meet ya. They call me...
371
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:51,335
I now pronounce you man and...
372
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,422
Hi, I'm Elfo.
373
00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:56,798
What are all your names?
374
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,219
Hi, I'm Elfo.
375
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:02,721
What are all your... Ow!
376
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,647
Quit breakin' my shiny leaded glass!
377
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,897
I've done it! I've changed history!
378
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,315
Bean will go mad,
379
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:16,943
and I will assume the throne that is so wrongfully mine.
380
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:20,364
Have you ever considered there's a reason people don't like you?
381
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:30,503
My realm.
382
00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:32,751
At last!
383
00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:35,671
Do I at least get a reward for helping?
384
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,347
-Bean! -Huh?
385
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:46,765
Is that my name?
386
00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:49,184
And if so, how do you know my name?!
387
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,645
You won't remember me, but I'm Fry.
388
00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:53,939
In another time, we were friends.
389
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:55,774
I've never had any friends.
390
00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:58,447
What about me, Old Man Touchy?
391
00:19:59,073 --> 00:20:00,612
You're more of an associate.
392
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:01,988
And rat squeezer.
393
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:04,241
I squoze us some good ones.
394
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,162
Please, you gotta believe me.
395
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:11,039
You were a hero when I met you.
396
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:14,292
And two little weirdos loved you 'cause you fought for what was right
397
00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:17,129
and didn't give a flying nun what anyone thought.
398
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:19,131
Did I really not care?
399
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:20,924
Not one bit.
400
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,801
Listen, I have a time machine.
401
00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:23,885
A what?
402
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,887
-A, uh... A riding clock. -Oh, okay.
403
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,889
But I need you to help me.
404
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,933
If you can distract Dagmar somehow,
405
00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:32,394
I can go back in time and fix this.
406
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,229
Good luck with that.
407
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,897
I'm being executed at dawn.
408
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,859
Then we gotta act before then!
409
00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:40,068
No.
410
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,236
After.
411
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:44,281
What smells like bubonic plague?
412
00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:51,580
Hear ye, hear ye!
413
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,457
By order of Queen Dagmar,
414
00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:55,917
Princess Tiabeanie shall now be executed
415
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,920
by chopping off the head until dead.
416
00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:05,010
Stop! She's my daughter!
417
00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:07,429
So I would rather kill her myself.
418
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,812
Wow, you're a bad mom.
419
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:15,103
I can't. I can't do it.
420
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,189
Aww.
421
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:19,775
Ugh, you never follow through.
422
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:22,861
For God's sake, do I have to do everything myself?
423
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,621
Bean's distraction is working perfectly.
424
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:33,705
Come on!
425
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:39,882
At last! My victory is complete.
426
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:44,883
Behold the fate of those who oppose me!
427
00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:46,843
Hang in there, Bean.
428
00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:49,137
I'll be back in the nick of time!
429
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,597
Backward!
430
00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:53,270
No. No!
431
00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:02,234
There, I fixed the timeline.
432
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:03,527
I think.
433
00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:05,654
This is actually my 38th try.
434
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:06,738
You okay, Bean?
435
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,532
I'm great. Why wouldn't I be?
436
00:22:08,536 --> 00:22:09,616
Little sore throat.
437
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:10,951
Anyway, your timing's good.
438
00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:12,498
We were just about to execute my mom.
439
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:16,248
Eh, let the people at the end of time worry about her.
440
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:27,092
Fry! Fry! Fry! Fry! Fry! Fry!
441
00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:29,803
You're the hero of Dreamland, Fry.
442
00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:33,223
You'll have fame and riches beyond your imagination.
443
00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:35,016
Well, that seems like a good amount.
444
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:37,022
You are gonna have a great life here.
445
00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:44,572
Fry! Down here!
446
00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:46,528
Leela?
447
00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:48,613
We came into your dream,
448
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:50,907
but like right around when you were in the dungeon.
449
00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:52,413
You mind lettin' us out?
450
00:22:54,665 --> 00:22:56,079
Aw, Leela!
451
00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:58,123
I thought I'd never see you again!
452
00:22:58,127 --> 00:23:00,208
Remarkable!
453
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:04,796
Fry really is trapped in some sideways part of space time.
454
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,965
We can't stay long.
455
00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:09,801
Those dream diapers only hold so much.
456
00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:12,262
But if you can't be happy in our world,
457
00:23:12,266 --> 00:23:14,472
I'm glad you're happy here.
458
00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:16,099
Goodbye.
459
00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:17,183
No, no, wait!
460
00:23:17,187 --> 00:23:18,977
I may have wealth and power here,
461
00:23:18,981 --> 00:23:22,272
but if we can't be together, then I've got nothing.
462
00:23:22,276 --> 00:23:25,692
Please, take me back so I can be a burden on you.
463
00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:28,028
But we don't know how to bring you back.
464
00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:32,282
Alas, the science of our world doesn't fully apply here.
465
00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:34,743
And why would it?!
466
00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:37,120
But perhaps a little magic might help.
467
00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:39,122
That doesn't work in our world,
468
00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:41,291
you strangely familiar clod.
469
00:23:41,295 --> 00:23:43,877
Well, what about some combination of the two?
470
00:23:43,881 --> 00:23:46,630
Stience plus magic?
471
00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:48,177
I think that's called love.
472
00:24:01,315 --> 00:24:02,608
-Huh, huh, what? Ah. -Ooh!
473
00:24:05,402 --> 00:24:07,275
Wake up, my little burden.
474
00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:10,153
Oops!
475
00:24:10,157 --> 00:24:12,618
Yay! I can fall again!
476
00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:17,285
Thank you all for barely giving up on me.
477
00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:18,828
I love you, Leela.
478
00:24:18,832 --> 00:24:21,331
Yoo-hoo! I'm just here for the hell of it.